If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

if u ! are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;

if he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like ! a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

if u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

if u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;

If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

If you send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….

but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..

The moral of the story is……. SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY …

Guys … when you people will ever learn!!!